text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[A static image is posted. It is of a small coil of commissary tickets.]

✨🎟️ NINE FREE TICKETS - WARDENS ONLY - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 🎟️✨

RULES OF THE GAME:

🎟️ Ask for an item of your choice off of the commissary menu, at any ticket amount

🎟️ The item must follow the stated rules of the category in which it was requested

🎟️ If the machine fails, you get to keep what came out AND you get your full ticket amount as a prize, to re-use on whatever you want

🎟️ For a free bonus ticket, ask the owl in the library whether or not someone is living here that isn't on your official passenger records, and isn't the Navarch!

Comments

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[helenite]

u ok ?

like

graded on a spaceship curve

private;

[saklas]

i was born not okay

but yeah this place doesn't help. i'm literally here to get better and i've never had a single location have a more severe negative impact on my mental health since the entirety of normal middle school. maybe the goal is to make us good and also fucked up forever. you can't be out there doing evil if you're crying in bed

i'm back on the medication that an actual real doctor had me taking twice a day before i got fucking kidnapped, didn't have it when we landed but it turns out all you have to do is be extremely persuasive and know exactly what you need and exactly what dosage and know how to administer it if it's in a form you don't recognize and then beg on your knees

so that should be easy for anyone else right. this system is working

are YOU okay

perma;

[helenite]

im pretty sure som ppl do evil while crying in bed. thats y god invented youtubers

& iv been wors

non of this explains y ur running a game show 2 tell us the ship has rats tho

private text | gonna keep marking mine or i *will* forget and start making it audio format

[saklas]

lol

if you dont want to get into it that's your right but "have been worse therefore i'm okay" isnt logically sound and you know it

the ship has people. the navarch has a live maintenance crew that's been living here the entire time, and who knows who else. i find this insanely creepy but no one will believe me so i want you to hear it from the owl

l.odinson

[shiftedshape]

Do you have reason to believe we have a stowaway?

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

The Navarch has a living maintenance crew that has apparently never shown themselves, spoken to us, come out for the ship landing, used our facilities, or I guess told the wardens that they're also here.

No one is going to believe me, though. I want you to ask the owl.

volk starts texting begins yelling seems ic so live mas

[helenite]

u generally hav 2 tell ppl things b4 they can believe them

[ not the point, just. ]

thats supr creepy tho. it giv u ne mor details ? say where they r ?

private text | fsfds tru

[saklas]

i've told people things before here and they didn't bother. fast learner

i asked, the information is locked to me. a warden might actually have more luck? if you do end up asking and get an answer i'd love to know

mostly for personal reasons, detailed here:

😬😬😬😬

[helenite]

if no 1 beats me 2 it ill let u kno. we should b able 2 map it either way.

thx 4 the heads up

u shud use ur tix on u tho. get urself a pizza or prison tat or smthg.

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

Wardens only are you serious??

private text

[saklas]

the tickets are a joke. there's another point i'm trying to prove here

i think these guys can't do everything they say they can do, period. the scope of what they can do might be a lot smaller than you were all promised.

I know the last time I had a theory about this place it was wrong, but that's why we test a hypothesis.

[shiftedshape]

I presume this means the owl is the one who told you?

[helenite]

o. new ways 2 break it. smart

[ is it? like, in the abstract. smart doesn't have to mean "practical" or "a good use of your time". usually it doesn't mean either of those things.

but he likes to talk, and he likes to feel clever. better if he keeps talking. easier to follow along. ]

whatve u tried already

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[saklas]

it can't make things that are alive. it can't make anything it can't reach. it can't give you anything that didn't already exist when you came here.

if they'd be transparent about ANYTHING it'd be different. but they won't be, not even to you guys. i know you're not a well-oiled machine hiding specific pieces of knowledge from us, some of the wardens are too dim for that. doesn't it bother you that there's no accountability?

[saklas]

They're my tickets, I'm using them for the thing I want.

[Chaos? Maybe?

Nah, something ... something else.

Discontent. Discomfort. There, that's a better one.]

[saklas]

No, it came to me in a psychic vision.

Yes. Archie told me. Archie? I think it's Archie. Aristotle? What the fuck is its name

It's the owl.

grace.g

[expectaspectre]

there's a what living where that isn't on what ? ? ?

1/2

[helenite]

a lot of things here bother me. i kno i died v.

i was burning 2 death & an old lady in a tweed suit stepped us both outside time 2 sign a piece of paper and now i share a bunk bed w like 8 nerds who dont eat & a girl who kind of scares me & the devil keeps trying 2 chat me up & we dont hav a singl qualified dentist & & &

w or w/o secret motives thats weird.

no 1 here is doing ok. space curve is a gd rollercoaster. if ur saying the division is fake i don't think ur wrong but i do think there is a division

its just that its " who would come willingly "

2/2

[helenite]

hav u tried asking 4 living food

[grindset]

[Not chiming in yet, but: same.]

id: viktor

[grindset]

Archimedes.

[saklas]

hang on this is long

1. havent tried living food but its a good idea, maybe oysters?

2. you actually nailed part of what i was thinking, its fake
but its also real because inmates get treated institutionally like shit and nobody but me seems pissed off about it so clearly something is wrong here
i didnt even get asked. i dont even know if i'd have come willingly. i probably would have. i didnt even get the chance to say yes or no. its like being punished twice for being powerless

3. i do not have the capacity for the appropriate anxiety about my teeth but if i had room it would be a lot, fuck fuck fuck

4. seriously thats a bad way to die are you ok did you at least pass out from smoke inhalation i read that's supposed to happen

5. I know I died, too. I know we're in space. i was wrong. I was definitely wrong. ha ha fast learner. I know nobody should believe me ever again. I
dont know how to think about being dead, yet.
or being in space.
Every time i think about the fact that I saw another planet i think I dont deserve it, but i hate that it had to be against my fucking will. its complicated


That's a lot of points, we should isolate them or pick the two most important. or do all of them who gives a shit

audio | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[Audio clicks on.]

I can't tell through text if you're... incredulous? Or just confused.

There are people living here that aren't wardens or inmates. Ask him.

l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

From one (former) shit-stirrer to another: respect.

[ Game recognize game, etc. Also this comment is more for the edification of the other wardens than anything else. ]

text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

holy shit, what? who else is here and where?!

[Stowaways from port?]