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[saklas]

[A static image is posted. It is of a small coil of commissary tickets.]

✨🎟️ NINE FREE TICKETS - WARDENS ONLY - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 🎟️✨

RULES OF THE GAME:

🎟️ Ask for an item of your choice off of the commissary menu, at any ticket amount

🎟️ The item must follow the stated rules of the category in which it was requested

🎟️ If the machine fails, you get to keep what came out AND you get your full ticket amount as a prize, to re-use on whatever you want

🎟️ For a free bonus ticket, ask the owl in the library whether or not someone is living here that isn't on your official passenger records, and isn't the Navarch!

Comments

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

Wardens only are you serious??

[saklas]

They're my tickets, I'm using them for the thing I want.

[Chaos? Maybe?

Nah, something ... something else.

Discontent. Discomfort. There, that's a better one.]

[smugreport]

Dude, the machine ate 6 of my tickets, remember? The least you could do is be cool for once and gift them to me if you don't want them.

[saklas]

Rhys, I'm trying to get these guys to figure out that what this system promises and what it delivers aren't the same thing. Can you please give a little patience to this process?

Let's go around to the inmates and get everyone to pitch in one shirt. That'll be more reliable than you feeding it and getting two more of the same thing that you won't wear anyway.