text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[A static image is posted. It is of a small coil of commissary tickets.]

✨🎟️ NINE FREE TICKETS - WARDENS ONLY - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 🎟️✨

RULES OF THE GAME:

🎟️ Ask for an item of your choice off of the commissary menu, at any ticket amount

🎟️ The item must follow the stated rules of the category in which it was requested

🎟️ If the machine fails, you get to keep what came out AND you get your full ticket amount as a prize, to re-use on whatever you want

🎟️ For a free bonus ticket, ask the owl in the library whether or not someone is living here that isn't on your official passenger records, and isn't the Navarch!

Comments

private;

[helenite]

u ok ?

like

graded on a spaceship curve

private;

[saklas]

i was born not okay

but yeah this place doesn't help. i'm literally here to get better and i've never had a single location have a more severe negative impact on my mental health since the entirety of normal middle school. maybe the goal is to make us good and also fucked up forever. you can't be out there doing evil if you're crying in bed

i'm back on the medication that an actual real doctor had me taking twice a day before i got fucking kidnapped, didn't have it when we landed but it turns out all you have to do is be extremely persuasive and know exactly what you need and exactly what dosage and know how to administer it if it's in a form you don't recognize and then beg on your knees

so that should be easy for anyone else right. this system is working

are YOU okay

perma;

[helenite]

im pretty sure som ppl do evil while crying in bed. thats y god invented youtubers

& iv been wors

non of this explains y ur running a game show 2 tell us the ship has rats tho

l.odinson

[shiftedshape]

Do you have reason to believe we have a stowaway?

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

The Navarch has a living maintenance crew that has apparently never shown themselves, spoken to us, come out for the ship landing, used our facilities, or I guess told the wardens that they're also here.

No one is going to believe me, though. I want you to ask the owl.

[shiftedshape]

I presume this means the owl is the one who told you?

Rhy$.$trongfork

[smugreport]

Wardens only are you serious??

[saklas]

They're my tickets, I'm using them for the thing I want.

[Chaos? Maybe?

Nah, something ... something else.

Discontent. Discomfort. There, that's a better one.]

[smugreport]

Dude, the machine ate 6 of my tickets, remember? The least you could do is be cool for once and gift them to me if you don't want them.

grace.g

[expectaspectre]

there's a what living where that isn't on what ? ? ?

[grindset]

[Not chiming in yet, but: same.]

audio | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[Audio clicks on.]

I can't tell through text if you're... incredulous? Or just confused.

There are people living here that aren't wardens or inmates. Ask him.

audio now...

[expectaspectre]

Both??

[ More importantly: ]

Are you sure it's people?

l.morningstar

[dealwiththe]

From one (former) shit-stirrer to another: respect.

[ Game recognize game, etc. Also this comment is more for the edification of the other wardens than anything else. ]

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

Nine tickets is a steal for a golden apple, if you ask me.

[It's not working, but failures improve next attempts if you're thinking the process through with your head instead of your ego.]

I have a point, but I'd rather people figure it out on their own.

2/2???

[saklas]

FUCK someone did that joke already!

I didn't see it before I wrote it. It's still original. Mine.

[dealwiththe]

LOL




Anyway, thanks for the insight. Your presentation needs some work, but kudos for the attempt.

text | un: t.crawford

[sanctus_dei]

holy shit, what? who else is here and where?!

[Stowaways from port?]

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

This is what I said.

Additional staff. Apparently. I love that they told us about it so that we would ensure a healthy working relationship with them and that the Navarch consistently maintains a culture of making sure everyone has the information they need to make informed job desicions

Oh wait

[sanctus_dei]

Are you fucking serious? There are living staff members here that aren't the Navarch or the wardens?

[He could see it, and not just thanks to paranoia. There are so many parts of the ship inmates don't have access too. There could be dozens of them, how would they ever know?]

I thought staff shit was taken care of by robots. Do the wardens know about this?

A.Mercer ---Text

[lessandmorethanhuman]

Cute game. Next time we'll get you a golden apple. Why are you convinced there are people here not on the official records?

[Because Alex is very curious about that.

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

Archimedes told me.

Apparently he was waiting for someone to ask, and otherwise didn't think the information was something we should have.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

Interesting. No doubt you're already thinking of other questions to ask and see if it's information he just didn't think we should have, but he's waiting for someone to ask.

travistouchdowncrownlessking

[rank1]

I recommend people take him up on this, it's how I got my cat.

Also, we talking more prisoners, stowaways, or mole people?

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

None.

I hope they're mole people. Just so something interesting happens.

Additional crew, supposedly.