text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

[A static image is posted. It is of a small coil of commissary tickets.]

✨🎟️ NINE FREE TICKETS - WARDENS ONLY - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 🎟️✨

RULES OF THE GAME:

🎟️ Ask for an item of your choice off of the commissary menu, at any ticket amount

🎟️ The item must follow the stated rules of the category in which it was requested

🎟️ If the machine fails, you get to keep what came out AND you get your full ticket amount as a prize, to re-use on whatever you want

🎟️ For a free bonus ticket, ask the owl in the library whether or not someone is living here that isn't on your official passenger records, and isn't the Navarch!

Comments

text | jvolkhov

[saklas]

None.

I hope they're mole people. Just so something interesting happens.

Additional crew, supposedly.

[rank1]

Yeah. I guess someone's gotta be doing spaceship shit while the rest of us sleep until noon, but they should shake it up. Send out some zombies or something.

[saklas]

I don't even know if they are doing spaceship shit. They might just be here for emergency repairs? In which case, it's weird that we didn't know about them or how to call them for help?

[rank1]

Maybe we're just that fucking low on the ladder we don't get to know jack shit. I mean if we were in a reason prison on Earth or Htrae or wherever you live, do you think we'd know who works in some clerk office or does paperwork?

1/3

[saklas]

Nephele

earth is still a terrible name, did someone in prehistory actually call it Earth? just because the sun is Sun doesn't meant the dirt is Dirt, anyway, you weren't in charge of that choice, I'm just saying, someone didn't put effort into the worldbuilding

[whats next dude, a primary god named God?]

2/3 (mention of sexual assault)

[saklas]

If we were in a prison on Nephele, everything would be different. I'd actually have a lawyer, I'd be able to write home, we'd all have had actual trials, and then depending COMPLETELY on the country, we'd either be able to bribe our way out,
be found guilty on the basis of not being a full-blooded Orc and be sent to a factory for-profit prison run by racial supremacist gangs, under constant physical and sexual menace,
or be sleeping on concrete and straw in an unheated concrete cell twenty four hours a day

It's not a good comparison. But you have a point. But still, like, all prisons are different and this one isn't like any of them really
I've been reading about them in the library
it's horrible.

3/3

[saklas]

Anyway, if they want me to stop finding holes in their system they have to let me go or kill me. Being a fucking problem is now my full time job.

Re: 3/3

[rank1]

Sometimes in video games they call it Gaia, even though it's clearly earth. That would be cool.

And yeah, dude, you're not really making a good case for how this place blows. I don't think this place is making money off of us, nobody here seems to be a racist [no one has objected to his FUCK RACISM hoodie!] or are here because they're an Orc. And the bunks are pretty good. The novelty of bunk beds has worn off but the mattress is pretty decent.

I'm just glad I get to take a break from reality for a bit. I haven't done some boring gig for a bit of cash in weeks and it's fucking great.