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Let's suppose hypothetically back home you could do something a bit unnatural, and since showing up here it isn't working anymore

How would one go about getting that fixed

Asking for a friend

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something a bit like that
take it you've not got gifted where you're from?

im extremely gifted
i read at a college level

but seriously you had super powers or some shit

suppose you could call it that, yeah

congrats on the reading level
how old are you anyhow?

could you fly

20. but i never went to college

no, not flying
you've got 2 guesses left

I never did either, and to be honest I know a few who did that still can't read at a college level, so you've got one up on them

lazer beams?

yeah yeah its pretty impressive
its just like being a super villain
you were a super villain right

nope
d'you wanna ask the audience, phone a friend maybe

no, I wasn't a super villain
I just worked for one

that's a joke, but only mostly

im phoning you right

you where a HENCHMAN???

that make us friends, then? this is moving a bit fast
I make shields

absobloodylutely not, we're not using henchman
more like a soldier

youd kno if we were enemys

fighting henchman
did you have super strength
thats my 3rd guess

Nope
'fraid not
just shields

they glow in the dark though. super strength doesn't do that.

shields?
how is shields a power???
did you stand in front of the other henchmen

I'd love to show you exactly how but unfortunately me hands are tied

they're a power because nothing can get through 'em
not super strength, not laser eyes, not bullets

ok

have you actually foght some one with laser eyes

Once or twice
Fought a lot of people with a lot of things, that was mainly my job 'til I got out

what like out of the city or out of planet earth
or wherever yuo come from
planet schmearth

out of the henching business

hahaha it was totlly henching huh

do you think thats what your in here for

Figured I'd just embrace it since it doesn't seem like you're gonna change the terminology any time soon

Yeah
That and other things

Why are you here?

guess
i had to guess for you

burned down a college

actually thats kinda close

oh
I was only joking but now I've made it a bit awkward
sorry about that

why'd you burn down a college?

i didnt BURN down the college
but i definitely helped a guy throw some molotovs in it
we were being attacked by lunatics it wasnt our fault
i found out later they were cannibals

[all of this sounds very believable good job ellie.]

you'd think I'd have more questions about that but surprisingly
seems fairly straightforward

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