@ellieee.

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hi im doing some research

please answer these questions its for science so be honest

1 what year are you from
2 why are people vegetarians
3 did you have a face book what ws it like
4 what is your favorite show
5 what is your favorite movie
6 is pepsi or coke better & why

thank you

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travistouchdowncrownlessking

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1. 2015
2. Guilt
3. I still have one but I don't use it because Facebook is just for reading shit opinions + getting stalked by your relatives or girlfriends or your girlfriend's relatives
4. Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly
5. The Chainsaw Man (1983)
6. Pepsi because they had that gladiator commercial.

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ok whats pure white lover bizarre jelly

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Three schoolgirls fight monsters by piloting giant robots called Glastonburies. Magical girl mecha anime, basically.

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are there any episodes on the ship

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Yeah, both seasons. Let me know what you think.

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have you read savage starlight
its a comic

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Nah, but sell me on it.

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its totally awesome
its about this lady scientist who creates faster than light travel but it takes her too far and she makes contact with these aliens that wanna destroy the world

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Oh shit. Female protag, huh? What does she look like? Does she fight?

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fuck yeah theres a whoooole lot of fighting
and uh shes pretty i guess

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Sick. What kind of fighting? And we talking pretty-pretty or niche-pretty?

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[no clue what that means uh]

alien death match

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Ellie what the fuck goes on in an alien death match, I gotta know.

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then fucking read it! its in the library

shows up 5 days late without starbucks, my b

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Chainsaw Man??

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Classic splatter flick about a deranged guy who sets out to rip people apart with a chainsaw. Some of the craziest gore I’ve ever seen, I’ve never thought of a chainsaw engine rev the same way since.

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That's more mundane than I thought it'd be.

Well, maybe not mundane. Straightforward.

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What did you think it was gonna be?

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A guy who's part chainsaw, maybe.

[Though now that he's thinking about the genre...]

But still a splatter flick.

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That'd be sick. Maybe someday they'll do a remake and this time he'll lose both his hands and be this Edward Scissorhands motherfucker with chainsaws.

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Sounds more like a sequel than a remake. Besides, it'd be hard for him to pull the starter if he didn't have hands.

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That was sequels ten years ago, bro. Now remakes change shit. Usually for the worse, but you know. Sometimes it’s good. A Chainsaw remake would get rid of the gas powered chainsaw that needs a pull and replace it with an electric one. It’s more eco-friendly.

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Oh, right. Electrical appliances are cordless in the future.

[Though it hadn't even occurred to him the chainsaw would run on gas instead of blood...... smh.]

Why do you like this movie so much, anyway? Just the gore?

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The protagonist isn't really the protagonist. He’s the antagonist. You're rooting for the guy who takes him down, even if he's just as much of a bastard. They're both defined by being deviants to society, but you root for the guy who has mastered it. He’s in control, and he doesn't hurt other people –– just the guys who have it coming, like the protagonist.

But the gore's a big part of it too. It's beautiful. Every kill is unique. Death is one of the most mysterious forces of nature and everyone brushes up against it their whole lives until it comes for them too. No one can master it. No one can beat it forever. Everyone kills for different reasons, but somehow most of us end up in the same place.